F.E.A.R.

This gave me the chills:

The Message

Don’t dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There’s some sense to this story, if you’ll just hear me out…

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell you something… it is. I’m from the future, actually. I know you probably don’t believe that, but seriously, I’m from the future. It’s a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold… stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there’s a more serious aspect. We aren’t supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I’m breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you’re talking to yourself. Your future self. I’m going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I’m preventing something by talking to you that is WORSE than death. I can’t tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message.

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph, now.

Ninja is the new black.

You know you want to.

My logic is undeniable

The perfect debate:

Is that a mooncake made entirely out of dark chocolate?

YES IT IS.



My life has new meaning.

In case you haven't noticed already, Microsoft Office 2007 sucks MASSIVELY.

This should be a public service announcement or something.

To do list (in order):

1) HRP survey. Target: 100 respondents. Within 1 day.

2) Revision for all sciences.

3) Convincing myself that I haven't forgotten everything I've learnt in Terms 1 and 2.

4) Realising that I have forgotten everything I've learnt in Terms 1 and 2.

5) Acquainting myself with a few new swear words. Preferably in foreign languages.

Unexpected

A classmate of mine has just met with a car accident.

Car accidents are supposed to be the stuff of drama serials, a distant "what if". Because this is reality, and in reality, these things just don't happen to you.

Which makes it all the more unnerving. Even though it wasn't a serious collision (thank God), and it was a little bizzare, just knowing that you aren't invincible, that statistics and precautions can't shield you forever, is pretty sobering.

It is a reminder that I greet with uncertainty, a fact that I will try to dispel with a smile and some revision.

I don't think it's going to work though. Sure puts the exam season into perspective.